What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?