What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How are mountains able to see?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the foal cough?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What goes zzub, zzub?
