What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the airline worker name her child?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?