What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call octopus twins?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the elk have great hair?