What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?