What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?