What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
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How do animals blend into the desert?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?