What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How does a barber get to work?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?