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You always have to accept their cookies.
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What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call hiking college students?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?