What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
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What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which subject has two parts?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
