What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which animals make the most honest judges?