How much does freedom weigh?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?