Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a forklift?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the cat start laughing?