What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which cats have the best manners?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What stories are told by basketball players?
