Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?