Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call two birds in love?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?