Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
