How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What animal knows kung fu?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How do you make a cow float?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
