How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Can February March?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?