Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the fish so smart?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?