What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which dogs love to study science?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
