What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
When do cows get tired?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does winter fat turn into?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?