What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What food is a man's best friend?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How does a taco bless the table?