What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What game do mice love to play?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do birds threaten one another?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?