Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?