Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What condiment has wings?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which is the worst season?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?