Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
