Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do you get straight A's?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why was the storm actually calm?