What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do you make a cow float?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do bees say in the summer?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What game can you play while eating dinner?