Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are books always so angry?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What style of music weighs the most?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?