Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?