What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What does the sun drink out of?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
