Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?