What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?