What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What shape is bad at driving?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How was the wedding?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?