What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
