What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
What do jokesters study in college?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?