When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How does a cow do math?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?