Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?