What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How was the wedding?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?