What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
When do mice play every day?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
