What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?