Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?