Why are goats so funny?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?