What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Do dads always snore?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are turtles so shy?