What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What fish sings the best?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do diners never serve lobster?