What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why are frogs always happy?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
