Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?