Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?