Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
