What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the politest month?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?