Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What says: oom oom oom?