Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?