Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why was the mime upset?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best students?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What sport do horses love to play?