What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the fish blush?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?