How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
