What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do fish use for glasses?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?