Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do stars celebrate in December?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which subject has two parts?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
