What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
What do you call a greedy elf?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
