How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
