What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What tree has the most bark?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?