Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?