What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Can February March?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?