Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
How did the toad die?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What was the first animal in space?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
