Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What table can you never sit at?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?