Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where do stars go to college?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?