What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How does a cow do math?
Which famous author is also a ruler?