Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What animals love to close envelopes?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's a cat's favorite color?
