Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
A pan-duh!
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?