Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What fish sings the best?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?