What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?