Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
They'll only drive a sports car.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do termites go camping?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which fly makes films?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is the coolest country?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?