Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
They'll only drive a sports car.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
When do mice play every day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How do animals blend into the desert?
