People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which relative loves rice?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's the king of all school supplies?