People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
It's Crowded!
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do bears keep cool?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?