People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which state has the best streets?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
