People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where was Noah born?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Can February March?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?