Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?