Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What sport do horses love to play?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do trees try new things so often?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?