Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How can you farm during the winter?
When do cows get tired?
Which baseball player do fish root for?