Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a dancing sheep?