Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the scariest letter?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?