Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do jokesters study in college?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Do dads always snore?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
