What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
People are so hard on car mechanics.