How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What does winter fat turn into?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do cows like to dance to?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?