How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?