How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
It's allergy season again?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
