What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are cowboys always religious?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?