What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What does Santa order at the bar?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why is furniture so generous?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?