What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?