What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
