Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?