Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?