Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do surfers go to school?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
