Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Who is a house's favorite band?
When does a horse talk?
A book just fell on my head.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?