Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is the wealthiest fish?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?