Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Are baby skunks cute?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why are cowboys always religious?
