What day is your mom always right?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do bees get to school?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A book just fell on my head.
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?