Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which state is the cleanest?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?