What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is the color of the wind?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
