What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is the best way to study the Bible?