What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?