What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
