Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
It's allergy season again?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do bees buzz?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which superhero is best at baseball?