Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What animal loves Indian food?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What sound does a witch's car make?