Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Which relative loves rice?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?