Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you give a sick pig?
What tea do footballers drink?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's E.T. short for?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
I'm not a bad putter.
