Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do scientists grow fruit?