What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?