What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?