What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?