What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
What is another name for a cow?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
