How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
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Why do legumes gossip so much?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?