How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the cat so small?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did March say to the madness?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?