What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which computer won the talent show?