Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?