Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
