What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?