Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?