Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?