What is a spider's favorite book?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which family member has tusks?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's a henway?