What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call an old snowman?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
