What kind of bird can write?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?