What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What sport do horses love to play?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
