Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What day is your mom always right?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?