Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?