What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What game do bats excel at?
When does a horse talk?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which fly makes films?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?