To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why is spring the oddest season?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do fish do at parades?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?