Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why is spring the oddest season?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are turtles so shy?