What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?