My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the goal post get angry?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.