My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Why don't fish play basketball?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Where does water do all its banking?
How does dinner smell?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?