My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why are bakers so good at math?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What dish does only a baseball player use?