My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
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What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
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What stories are told by basketball players?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?