My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which elf is the best singer?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?