My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
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Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is a computer so smart?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?