My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
