Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What are you studying in math?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
