What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are baseball games at night?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?