Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What do little fish love to play with?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?