How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why was the cat so small?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?