How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the loudest sport?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the frog starve?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Guitarists are so stressed out.