How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How is cat food sold?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
When does a horse talk?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
