What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How does the sun listen to music?
How does a taco bless the table?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?