How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do termites go camping?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the dog so popular?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?