What did the hostess name her daughter?
Little Debbie®.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?