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What fish sings the best?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?