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What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
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What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?