What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
You read my mind!
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is the color of the wind?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are the mountains so tired?