What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?