Why does a barn sound so noisy?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do all the planets get along?