Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why was the bee sad?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?