Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do all the planets get along?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How did the pirate call his mother?
